Overheard in a Coffee Shop
“I’m telling you this book, if you’ve ever wanted to know how disgusting this country was in 1953, this is the one to tell you. Everything.”
(wish i overheard the title.)
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“Does anyone know an all-star second baseman named Chase something?”
“Chase bank?”
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“So yeah after that, we went to see…Incredibly Loud and—”
”Extremely Loud.”
“Oh yeah, Extremely Loud and Extremely—”
”Incredibly.”
“Yeah yeah, Incredibly Loud and Inc—never mind.”
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“But you don’t even swear. Like ever.”
“Yeahhh I don’t. I don’t say bad words.”
“I say fuck.”
“You’re a second-grader.”
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“SCOOOOORRRRE!”
A guy at the neighboring table was playing with a paper football, which incidentally just landed in my lap. So yeah.